please stop sending me chain mail, it is 2013 and i have absolutely no need for this magnificently crafted armour
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
dont be a bitch son momma needs to play gta
i was funny once but it was an accident
"hey remember that time when you-"
school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.
i NEEd A PENCil
this is a load of barnacles
TUMBLR DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE